Sunday, September 6, 2015

Unleaded gas under $2/gal is welcome news for Texas Labor Day travelers:
While I was in jail this summer I got so many nice letters from many countries. People who haven’t sent a letter in decades. Newsy letters about what people were doing day to day. From friends and family as well as people who have been reading my stories on the internet and took the time to send fun letters.

Like the series of postcards from Capt. UglyDan who was headed north on a motorcycle trip. His postcards started in Jasper Nat’l Park in Alberta Canada with the next postcard coming from Hyder Alaska at the SeaLaska Inn that I remember riding by the last time I was there, followed by a card postmarked from Dawson City, Yukon letting me know he was on his way to head up the Dempster and finally a map postcard of the Puget Sound when he arrived back home safely weeks later. It was like a slow motion travel blog. Only it was more like haiku since it was limited to such a small writing surface. But I have a good imagination and can totally relate to postcards from the edge with cryptic messages like, “Almost ate it with a moose on the Cassiar Hwy south of Dease lake. Hope all is well!”

Yes, Dan, all is well thanks to all the folks like you in the world.

I enjoyed the travel tales from people like Chipseal. Many people sent me letters describing where they had gone riding and I could remember the roads they mentioned and it brought back great memories. The Thompson family from Illinois sent me a wonderful series of postcards including ones from their vacation in the Carribean. Young Ryan told me about his new dirtbike that he was having fun riding in the woods with his Dad (on the back of a great“Where’s Waldo” postcard). The Trespalacios family also sent me individual letters from North Carolina from all the family members written partly in English and mostly in Spanish. I feel badly that I didn’t have time to write back as that letter arrived just as I was getting released. But thank you Trespalacios family!

I was surprised to get letters from places like Belgium and the most perfect cursive handwriting I have ever seen from Caroline and Evan in the U.K. Dirtydog from Tulsa printed out his entire 40 page ride report and mailed it to me so I would have some evening reading material. (Alas, the mail warden didn’t let it through since it was printed material from the internet and I didn’t get it until I was released). All of the mail had been opened, so I think the mail lady at the jail had to open and read the hundreds of pages of letters and some may have not made it through.

I tried mailing letters to foreign countries and some made it through but some were returned for lack of proper postage since I was limited to pre-stamped envelopes and wouldn’t have known the proper postage to Australia anyway. I especially enjoyed the series of hand water-colored postcards that Peterman’s sister Marianne made and sent me from beautiful British Columbia. (Almost spelled it Colombia). I even got a wonderful letter from an ex-wife that I was married to for five years when I was in my twenties that I hadn’t heard from in over 30 years. Always nice to hear that the people you once knew and loved are doing well.

But I digress. I wanted to share a story that Clif Port sent me. He said it was okay to post it. Clif sounds like a very interesting fellow and I really think he needs to write a book. But until then here is one of his hand written stories from a letter he mailed to me in jail a couple months ago:

July 5, 2015

Buenos Dias Juan,

As you have documented over the years, one of the best parts of moto-travel is the random encounters one experiences along the way. Once upon a time I had such an encounter on a balsa raft on a Peruvian river. Another pilot had purchased an abandoned Cessna 205. It had been stranded by an engine failure at a remote jungle airstrip. The engine-driven fuel pump shaft had sheared shortly after takeoff and the surprised pilot, forgetting about the electric back-up pump, had landed back on the airstrip, running off the far end, collapsing the nose gear and bending the prop. It sat for months, until the owner finally sold it for a song. The guy who bought it, an incurable optimist from Texas with a plan, roped me into going along.

One end of the airstrip where the plane rested was about 100 meters of so from a river, and about 3 days float downriver a road crossed the river, and about 60 kilometers down the road was an airport big enough to accommodate DC-3’s and DC-4’s. So the plan was, disassemble the plane, build a raft, float down the river to the road, hire a truck and head to the airport, load the pieces on a cargo plane and fly them back to Pucallpa, Peru. Easy peasy………

Turned into a bit of an adventure. The Texan and I with two Campa indian friends flew into the remote airstrip in a grossly overloaded air-taxi Cessna 206. While the indians set about cutting balsa trees and building a raft, we removed the engine and prop from the derelict 205 and sent them out in the Cessna 206. Then we removed the wings, landing gear and horizontal tail surfaces, and hired a bunch of locals to help carry the fuselage and pieces down the muddy path to the river and tie them securely to the raft. The plan was to hire 2 or 3 local men who were familiar with the river to guide us downriver. Our Campa indian friends were experienced rivermen but were a long way from home and this river was reported to be quite challenging.

The locals were quite willing to help with raft construction and hauling the plane to the raft, but no one would agree to go with us. They kept saying that we must be loco, that the rapids were “muy bravo” and we could expect to wreck the raft and lose the plane. They said no one had ever attempted to descend the river with a raft this large. But there were no other options, Tex had made an investment and by golly he aimed to give it a go. Come hell or high water, so to speak…

The raft was barely large enough to accommodate the disassembled aircraft because balsa trees were scarce, but finally it was loaded and tied in place. Four guys helped us shove off from the bank, and two stayed aboard until we were well out in the current. Both turned down offers of $100 to stay with us (a huge amount at that time) and dove off and swam back to the riverbank leaving the four of us positioned at each corner with long poles. The current seemed gentle enough and we were moving downstream at 4 or 5 knots, in calm water, surrounded by tropical beauty and the calls of birds and monkeys. In no time we had passed around a bend and were out of sight of any human habitation. All was peaceful and beautiful and Tex was remarking that it sure was strange that no one was interested in earning extra money when one of the Campa indians said to be quiet, and cupped a hand to his ear. Indians were so much more in tune with natural sounds that we thought perhaps he had heard the cry of an animal or bird, but soon we, too could hear the roar of rushing water.

The river was calm as far as we could see but disappeared around a bend about a half mile ahead. We maintained our gentle pace, but the roar increased as we neared the bend. Abruptly we turned the corner and found ourselves accelerating and entering about a quarter mile stretch of white water, with numerous big boulders here and there funneling the river into several distinct channels. There was nothing for it but to pole toward what appeared to be the main channel, hang on tight and hope for the best. It was a wild ride, bumping and grinding, pushing, shoving and yelling, but we made it through wet but intact. The pattern continued for the remaining hours of daylight—a period of calm water and smooth sailing, then apprehension as the noise of unseen rapids built, then frantic, adrenaline-fueled effort, then calm water.

At one rapid the river split into two channels, the smaller but swifter on the right side. The current swept us toward the right side, too late we saw that about 75 meters downstream the overhanging jungle trees completely covered that channel at a level that would sweep the plane right off the raft. Poling as desperately as we could was not enough to change channels, so we grounded the raft on a rock between channels while a Campa jumped off with a rope in his teeth and swam ashore and tied off to a tree. Trapped between the urrent and the rock, it took all we could muster to lever the raft around into the left-hand stream. Eventually we succeeded, cutting the rope that had anchored us in place and dropping into the left channel for a wild ride. We were spit out the bottom completely soaked and with a few broken logs. Just before sundown we reached a quiet stretch of water, pushed up on a mud bar and set up camp for the night, mindful that heavy rain upstream could quickly flood our campsite in the night.

Sometime in the night I rolled over and put my hand in a puddle, instantly waking thinking the river was rising, but it was only a light passing shower that had puddled at the edge of the canvas. At dawn we quickly downed a cold breakfast, broke camp and set out. The river was “tranquillo”, the air still and filled with bird and animal calls. The previous day we had passed occasional clearings with thatched dwellings and smoky cooking fires, and now and again small pastures with a cow or two visible on the bank. this morning there had been no sign of human habitation. We seemed to be completely alone, four guys on a raft with an unusual cargo.

Ahead the river narrowed a bit and swept around a right-hand bend. There were no “rapids” to speak of, but the current definitely accelerated as it entered ther narrower channel and as we rounded the bend we were swept toward the left hand bank where a lady was seated on a rock at water’s edge, washing her hair. She wore only a skirt, pulled up high on her thighs, head down, her long dark tresses billowed in the rushing water. Just as we drew abreast, not more than a dozen feet away, she arched her neck and flipped her hair over her head and onto her back. At that instant her eyes widened and her jaw dropped. She was strikingly beautiful and made no move to cover herself, but seemed completely astonished at the sight of two gringos, two natives and an airplane(!) on a raft passing right through her washroom. She made no sound, nor did we; all of us transfixed by the encounter, until the current bore us away down river.

Later that day the river narrowed to 100 feet or so and we encountered a fallen tree that completely blocked passage. We had only one axe and one machete, so took turns chopping the extremely hard wood, some kind of “ironwood”, said the Indians. The axe tended to just bounce off if too much force was put into the blow. When we finally chopped a section free it fell into the river and sank, too dense to float. Toward evening the river widened and slowed and we drifted along pleasantly, our indian friends showing off their skill at imitating birds by calling them out of the jungle.

We camped again that night on a wide sandbar and the next morning set out in a light rain. About 10:00 we came to the first bridge we had seen, which signaled the cross road we were looking for. We tied up to some bushes and after a while the truck that had been engaged showed up. We had been charged for the whole truck, but the trucker had taken on a cargo of flour in sacks to earn extra revenue. He was not pleased that it was raining and the fuselage and wings were dripping wet and muddy after being hauled up the river bank, but the flour sacks were easily arranged into a nice cradle for the airplane. After a couple hours on the road we arrived at the airport.

Hours later when the weekly airline DC-4 arrived, the Captain refused to load our bedraggled aircraft because he had too many passengers, which paid more. So the Campa indians and I returned with the flight, leaving Tex to guard his airplane. Eventually he chartered a C-47 (cargo version of the DC-3) with a large enough cargo door to get the Cessna inside. Six months later the battered bird was flying, and eventually sold for more than three times what Tex paid for it. But there was a bit of “sweat equity” involved.

More of Clif’s great stories from his days flying over the Andes and across the Amazon with no instruments in later posts.

Thursday, September 3, 2015

Fewer Keys = More Freedom

I was thinking back on my life, as one does, and it occured to me that the times when I have had the most personal freedom to travel and do as I pleased was when I had few or no keys in my pocket. Coincidence? Maybe. But I have tried to stay on the opposite end of the spectrum from the building superintendant who has a hundred keys hanging from his belt on a retractable keychain and a vacationless life where people are calling him 24/7 to fix something.

As a contrast, this is my keychain as of today:

I am currently down to one key, the ignition key to my truck. I am working and staying at a ranch house in rural Texas out in the boonies that never gets locked so I only need my truck key. I had two keys until last week when I realized that I never lock the rear canopy door on the truck and took it off the keychain and tossed it into the glovebox along with all my other keys that I never use. Of course I have other keys in my life, but I don’t carry them around with me. I have a key to my house in Nebraska which I haven’t been to in a year. It is sitting on top of the electric meter outside the rear door so anyone who needs to can get in while I’m gone. I don’t lock my house when I’m there so I just leave it there permanently. I will use it to open up the house and mow my lawn when I get back there next month. But I have to get to Oregon so may only spend a few days there this year.

I have motorcycles spread out around the world and leave the ignition keys in the igniton so I can find them. There are currently 3 in Oregon, 2 in Arizona and a Super Sherpa in Uruguay. I need to sell 4 of those motorcycles but haven’t found the time to do so.

When traveling by motorcycle this winter I will go up to 2 keys. One for the ignition and one for the rear locking box where I keep my laptop, sleeping bag, GPS, iPod and tent.

I used to have a mailbox key on my kitchen window sill, but haven’t been to the post office in a year and am currently sending any mail to my sister’s house in Oregon so will likely give my free post office box up in Nebraska. One less key to keep track of.

The last time I had no keys was when I sold everything I owned and traveled around the world for a year with a daypack:

That was an amazing trip. Getting rid of everything I owned was like having a giant weight lifted from my shoulders. No material possessions to worry about except what was on my back. What a freeing feeling!

Having nothing taught me that I like having a few nice things though. Like a place to call home and a truck and tools to work with. And of course some motorcycles. I have struck a balance between too much and too little that works for me now. While I admire the sadhus of India and Nepal who renounce the material world, smear ashes and colored clay on their bodies, let their hair grow out and wear only a loincloth (and have no keys):

Although they look a little strange to westerners, I have met some pretty cool sadhus in India. They have only a few possessions that they carry in a little bag. A chillum, brass bowl to eat out of and for people to drop donation coins when they are sitting in front of a temple, a loincloth and some prayer beads. That’s about it. Being a motorcycling minimalist is a few levels up from the sadhus as far as the renouncing the material world part of their daily practice. I hope to get back to the Himalayas after I have finished exploring South America. It is a magical place. Not to worry though. I’m not going to trade this laptop for a loincloth anytime soon. It’s too much fun posting random stories on the internet. Eventually it will be a non-sequential autobiography no doubt.

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

My dear former wife and I were shopping for a travel vehicle in New Zealand many years ago. A delightful Kiwi named Andrew had picked us up hitch-hiking the previous day and given us a ride to Christchurch on the South Island where he lived and dropped us off at the youth hostel. It had become painfully apparent that hitch-hiking was going to be very difficult on the sparsely populated South Island of New Zealand where a car only comes by once an hour on some roads and once a day on the metal (gravel) back roads. I imagine things have changed in the past 25 years but back then It didn’t matter that you were traveling with a cute blonde woman. It took forever to hitch-hike anywhere. So Andrew volunteered to pick us up the following day and drive us around Christchurch to look at cars.

After looking at a Volkswagen Camper van that was too expensive and a cute Morris Minor woody station wagon that was a tad cramped and historically unreliable we arrived at the next driveway in our car buying tour. It turned out that Andrew was quite adept at car buying and the bargaining process so I gladly let him take the lead. He explained to me that I was never going to see any of these people again in my life so not to feel bad if he took advantage of them in the bargaining process. I still felt a tad guilty as he bargained his way down to 1300 New Zealand dollars ($800 U.S.) for the older Toyota van that we eventually ended up buying. The depressed looking musician we bought it from had to sell his drums and band equipment separately as well. His girlfriend was pregnant and expecting a new baby any day. The van that he had used to drive the band equipment around was no longer needed.

Andrew was not correct about not seeing any of the people in the future. We ran into the folks who were selling the VW van a few months later in Bangkok, Thailand. It helped that they were a blonde Swedish couple that stood a foot taller than the Thai foot traffic on the sidewalk, but still quite an amazing coincidence.

And while you will likely never see 99.99% of the people you meet on the road of life in a foreign country, it can be quite delightful when you happen to run into the other .01% later. And today with the internet it is even easier to stay in touch with people while you are on the road.

I no longer mail traditional postcards and letters from the road. (Although I made a valiant effort while I was in jail). Postcards and letters were the only method of travel communication a few decades ago.(Getting an operator and making a call from India if you didn’t speak Hindi was out of the question even if you could afford the astronomical rates back then).

I hardly wrote letters back then. It was difficult and cost money. Whereas this story took fifteen minutes to write and one click to post on the internet for thousands of people to read.

Sunday, August 30, 2015

You don’t have to be a millionaire to take off for six or eight months and ride around the world. In fact it has been my observation that wealthy people have way less free time than I do. Being rich is a full time job. Meeting with accountants, lawyers, financial planners, insurance agents, business associates and a plethora of other service professionals becomes increasingly a necessary and time consuming activity as your net worth increases. Not to mention the time required to store, heat, house and maintain the cars, boats, swimming pools, vacation homes, luxury furnishings, etc, etc. The people I worked for in my earlier years rarely took off more than a couple weeks at a time to fly to Europe. If I was building a stone wall and patio in their back yard for a few weeks, I generally spent much more time at their estate during the day enjoying the beautiful views while they were busy working and out shopping. As I get older it becomes increasingly clear that none of these material things that people amass over the years pass with them into the afterlife as the Egyptian pharaohs surmised.

Now don’t get me wrong. I have nothing against people who spend their lives amassing a lot of wealth and material possessions. And yes, Porsche Carreras are fun to drive. It’s just that I now choose freedom over material possessions. I happen to prefer taking off for several months traveling every year and avoid things that limit my freedom to camp in the Patagonian wilderness and view the southern hemisphere constellations at night. In order to aquire those memories I have had to ruthlessly eliminate recurring monthly expenses and just say no to excess material possessions that tend to weigh you down like a boat anchor and draw you home like a magnet.

This is much easier to do when you are young and single in those magic few years after school before you become entangled with family and career. Or in my case if you are older and single, with no family responsibilities or pets. Not that you can’t travel for months at a time with children and pets. It’s just that I have met very few people with kids and pets that leave the country for more than a couple weeks. Which is why I enjoy other people’s pets and children but have none of my own. Although in certain countries like India where it is socially unacceptable to have no children, I have been known to invent a son who is a doctor and a daughter who is an electrical engineer. I do dislike telling polite white lies for social expediency though.

On a separate note, now that I have successfully completed my 3 month stint at the PWTBFCFNA (Poor White Trash Betty Ford Clinic For Nicotine Addiction) also known as the Johnson County Texas Correctional Facility where smoking is verboten, I was able to cut nicotine out of my recurring monthly expenses. Holy Cow! That was HUGE. And since I quit drinking last year when I got arrested for drunk driving, I am now down to food, water, gas and lodging as my only daily expenses while on the road. My addictions have been reduced to motorcycles, travel and blogging. It turns out that the Texas Department of Corrections, through fear, intimidation and deprivation is directly responsible for saving me hundreds of dollars this travelling season in South America.

I can’t wait to get back to South America in a couple months and see if I can travel for under $1000/month this year and live mainly on Social Security. I just got my first check automatically deposited in my checking account. It’s like money from heaven. Imagine if a rich Uncle (Sam) was depositing money in your checking account every month. Wow! In my younger years I honestly didn’t think Social Security would be around when I got old enough to benefit from it. And with gas prices dropping like a rock, the prospects for budget travel are suddenly improving in my little world this year.

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Headed up to Tulsa Oklahoma from Texas this weekend. Two words you don’t want to hear are “rider down.”

Alas, when I went into town to check the internet last week I found that Ralph, known as JumpJet on ADVrider had been killed up in Tulsa when a car turned left across the path of his motorcycle. Although I didn’t know Ralph as well as some, I had worked on his house when I spent the summer in Tulsa a couple years ago, and helped him move when he got divorced. He was a great guy and I am glad to have known him. Since I now have a flexible schedule, there was no reason not to head up to Tulsa and honor Ralph’s memory at the memorial in his hometown outside Tulsa.

Tomski invited me to stay with him in the North Tulsa Oasis A.K.A. his house. Actually it is he and his wife’s house as he got married since I visited him last summer. Here is Tomski and his lovely new wife Stephanie:

I left Texas on Friday afternoon and got to Tulsa in the evening. The next day lots of ADVriders showed up at the memorial:

Afterwords everyone gathered for lunch:

I was about to leave for Texas and got a call. The masterlink let go on Tomski’s bike and he needed me to drive his truck back out to pick him up:

So I’ll be heading back down to Texas tomorrow instead. And I will have a sticker to take down to South America and put on my bike:

Monday, August 17, 2015

I am eternally thankful for the stacks of mail that came my way during my 3 month sojourn in the Johnson County Jail deep in the heart of Texas. It made my stay much more enjoyable getting mail from around the world and writing back newsy jail letters in the evenings. People sent me dozens of books as well. It was such a kind gesture you have no idea.

I was released a few days ago and it was much the same as flying back to the U.S. from traveling in a third world country. It takes a while to adjust to the much different culture. In fact, I would say that the minimalist motorcycle vagabond lifestyle is great prep for spending time in a county jail. I would classify the Johnson County Jail as somewhat like visiting North Korea. i Volunteered for a work detail so was able to spend my days outside mowing cemeteries and clearing storm damage trees from the wind storms. In exchange for the free labor I got out a few days earlier than otherwise. But I would have done it anyway, since it was much nicer to spend the days in the fresh air and Texas sunshine as opposed to inside the dormitory cellblocks all day.

I am currently back working west of Cleburne Texas and have come into town where there is wifi here at the public library. I have to tile a couple more bathrooms and another kitchen and workroom plus a few other odd jobs before heading back to Nebraska to mow my lawn and pay my taxes. Then it is over to Oregon to paint my sister’s house and down to Arizona in late October to park my truck and catch a plane to Uruguay where I will be reunited with my motorcycle and continue reporting from the roads less traveled in South America.